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Sinkhole Suppositions

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Authorities are blaming Tropical Storm Agatha, which has claimed the lives of 150 people so far, for the massive sinkhole that has opened up underneath the capital city of Guatemala. At first glance, the hole looks like it’s straight out of a Hollywood disaster movie; when images of the event first surfaced on the Internet, many people were speculating it to be Photoshop fake, but this is no hoax.

With all the craziness going on with our planet, I figured this would be a great chance for the Reality Sandwich community to get creative, or, for some of you, to showcase just how superstitious you really are. So, what is the deal with the sinkhole? Scientist know that sinkholes often appear in areas where the rock below the ground is limestone, carbonate rock, salt beds, or rocks that can be naturally dissolved by circulating ground water. As the sediment dissolves, caves and air pockets develop underneath the land surface, and if there is not enough support for the land above the spaces, then the ground collapses.

But what is really going on here? Did aliens open up the ground? Are good, or evil, spirits channeling out the hole due to the Gulf oil disaster? Is a giant reptile going to crawl out of his ancient dwelling and replace humanity at the top of the food chain, or is the Guatemala sinkhole the gateway to Hell?

Show us your imagination; post a comment with what you think is going on here!

Comments

Odd..

Strangely enough, the first thing that came to mind was the Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer. The hole, from above, looks much like one of the holes the Surfer left in the Earth.

It's obviously an opening to a secret underground lair

and probably entrance to the miles of underground tunnels of TPTB.

Chupacabra's subprime CDO derivatives collapse

The Elusive Chupacabra, A six-foot tall rapacious reptilian being of lore, has evolved from eating goats to trading sophisticated financial instruments.. They developed a stock market exchange beneath Guatemala City, made like Goldman Sachs, and developed a $600 Trillion line of derivatives. Unlike the humanoid reptiles of wall street, The Chupacabra decided to actually print up the paper on the derivatives, instead of just relying up on 0s and 1s to keep track of them. Then, during the Tropical Storm, all the subterranean Chupacabras decided they needed to withdraw their paper money from their underground vault. But they didn't realize that their paper money formed the foundation for the humanoid's favelas on the surface, so as they all tried to cash in their derivatives for chupadollars, there was an explosion. Or rather, an implosion. As the Chupadollar collapsed, the resulting implosion created a vacuum so powerful that it generated a small, temporary black hole, which caused the humanoid's surface dwellings to be sucked in to a wormhole, and now there's a taco stand on E1X1255.6 in the Andromeda galaxy. Last I heard, the taco stand was doing well, but the more soft-skinned locals were complaining that the taco sauce is too hot, but despite the conplaints,  the Guatemalans are having trouble finding enough taco meat to keep up with the demand. The Chupacabras all reverted to bartering in gold & silver, and, sadly, eating live goats. 

Conspiracy uncovered

Nice try LukeOZ - that is clearly naive and ill-researched. David WilCock and Dick Hoagland have calculated using Google Earth that the sinkhole is aimed directly at the galactic centre. It is an Illuminati device that will absorb all the radiating love energy emanating from said GC as we approach 2012, converting it into hors-deuvres for our reptile overlords. In order to prevent this, all RS contributors must surround the sinkhole and aim our heart chakras directly at its center. If we fail in this, the Illuminati god SINKHOLIO will emerge, ushering in an age of slavery for all mankind. Fortunately, this will only last for three days due to Sinkholio being a second-rate Illuminati god.

the new world

The new world is emerging, this is the turn of the time as Gandalf said. We are gonna see our planet morph in the strangest ways little by little until Pachamama sets the big jolt with the poles reversing!! and the earth rattling and turning beneath us. That hole that you see there will be nothing to what will happen. But fortunately this big jolt will only last 3 days and after that we´ll have a new healed planet with new continents, and jungles, and replenishes ecosystems and happy animals and everything that once hurted Pachamama such nukes, oil spills, chemicals, politics, Wall Street, Globalization, The Illuminatis, the weapons, the processed food, the digital beeping sounds, the Genetically Modified Seeds, The CEOs, FBIs, CIAs, KKKs, even Triple AAAs...ect would have fallen inside that whole and melted away in the magmatic inside of our planet. Taraaaa!!!!

A Guatemalan drug cartel

A Guatemalan drug cartel underground tunnel gone bad.

The open artery in the Gulf,

The open artery in the Gulf, together with the net result of our leech-like sucking of Earth-blood, has led to a state of critical instability in the Earth's crust, which is - in point of fact - very much alive, and very much discontent at all the blood it has lost. Such sinkholes will proliferate (in fact this wasn't the first, there were similar in China not long ago) as the damage spreads, and even as the seas turn black and the marine life dies the awakened Earth will heave itself around and give itself a good scratching. You'll note that the Schumann resonance has been changing: this has been the Earth's distress call, and Universe is responding. The Sun is starting to shut down in sympathy, and Nemesis (the dark companion out beyond the Oort cloud) just made its closest approach of its 26 million year orbit, sending a shower of comets into the inner solar system. The weird Sun is making the weather strange and the noctilucent clouds? Those are from all the little comets overloading the upper atmosphere with dust (there's a reason the Pentagon no longer passes satellite imagery of meteor impacts onto scientists, effective about a year back.) Oh, and lets not forget the reptilians, who (like dinosaurs) aren't so much extinct as living several miles down, where the gravity is much lower, which is more to their liking as the Earth was smaller when they evolved. They are not at all happy about the rumbling, either, and will shortly be flying out of the sinkholes in their UFOs and decimating our cities. Luckily there's a Pleidian contingent coming but who knows if they'll get the temporal coordinates right, and - further complicating things - UFO technology is known to be in the hands of Nazis, the CIA, the Vatican, and the Rotary Club (but, curiously, not NASA), hence just because the aliens are humanoid and not reptilian, does not mean they're good guys. At any rate word amongst the channels is, even the Pleidians aren't averse to seeing us getting a good thrashing on account of our childish behaviour and they eat non-violence for breakfast. In short order, one way or another, well over a billion people will die. The true meaning of the sink-hole is a sort of synchronistic symbol, a communication from cosmos that is there to say one thing: "Collapse." Universe has decided to give us a good stern lesson in holographic reality symbolism, and it will suck, but on the other end we'll realize all of history was just a VR hologram being projected into timespace and all have a good laugh. The rEvoLution is Within

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Two more and we will have a bowling ball.

Maya spirits wanting to get people's attention

Actually parts of Guatemala City was built upon an ancient Maya burial ground and there are some spirits who still dwell there to guide the inhabitants of the city toward the Great Change in 2012. They have experienced grave problems with getting people's attention, since most people are watching to much TV, particularly U.S. /Hollywood/ Illuminati produced films, series and, above all, talk and reality shows. Finally the Maya spirits got tired of this situation, even a bit desperate actually, and some renegade spirits decided to get people's attention. They thought opening a hole in the ground would bring people's thoughts to the underground, which would in turn produce the following association chain: burial grounds -> spirits -> Maya -> 2012 -> etc, etc. They chose this particular house since the owner was playing particularly bad music - we all know how irritating music with the wrong frequency can be to spirits. Unfortunately the owner was not even in the house when the hole appeared and, as so often happens, some poor, more or less innocent people got hit by the catastrophe instead. So now the Maya spirits are having big problems with other spirits, particularly the plant spirits who think that there are enough traumatized living and dead humans to take care of as it is already. This event, now commonly known as the "(w)hole thing", has turned into quite a mess in the spirit world, which is of course adding some extra stress to the general upheaval in all worlds at the moment, but some really cool shamans (mainly of Toltec tradition) are looking into intriguing solutions already. Rumours are spreading that they might be planning a spectacular take-over of the city right after the Great Change in 2012: a friendly, magical, loving take-over which will mainly be performed by trees but also some animals from the jungle. This would be quite logical since "Guatemala" actually means "Land of trees" in the Maya-Toltec language http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guatemala#Etymology The population are supposedly going to respond to this take-over with a happy attitude of surrender, since in their hearts and souls they are all longing to be united with nature. Well, I guess - the one who lives will see... on life and living you are unique - all you do is ground-breaking

Anyway That's My Theory

I do think it has to do with end time events...because according to the bible the water that was underground came up (springs of the great deep burst forth) and covered the earth (the flood) so there would be old water passages. Also, all kinds of weird stuff has been happening with volcanoes lately too. It says the earth will be destroyed with fire and it says that hell is in the middle of the earth. So if the crust collapsed in enough places and lava started to flow out of all these tubes/volcanoes and all the lava could come out and cover the earth then the middle of the earth would be at least partially empty except for maybe a lake of fire running through it. The earths service would crust over and drive the seas back under ground (and there was no longer any sea) and the whole earth would heal and look just like Hawaii (paradise).

Just another theory

Definitely looks like that whole was done with the help of a human or an alien. Recently I saw a tv documentary in Finland and most of the city has built underground facilities like industries, roads, hospitals, schools and even real estate agents where there selling properties. I guess that wouldn't be possible at the capital city of Guatemala. There is something wrong with the ground down there or may be the alien's pathway...

Sinkholes may capture

Sinkholes may capture surface drainage from running or standing water, but may also form in high and dry locations.The mechanisms of formation involve natural processes of erosion[4] or gradual removal of slightly soluble bedrock (such as limestone) by percolating water, the collapse of a cave roof, or a lowering of the water table. Sinkholes often form through the process of suffosion. Thus, for example, groundwater may dissolve the carbonate cement holding the sandstone particles together and then carry away the lax particles, gradually forming a void. Occasionally a sinkhole may exhibit a visible opening into a cave below. In the case of exceptionally large sinkholes, such as Minyé sinkhole in Papua New Guinea or Cedar Sink at Mammoth Cave National Park, USA, a stream or river may be visible across its bottom flowing from one side to the other.Seo Orange County

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SOLOMON that is just weird

SOLOMON

that is just weird looks like something out of that 2012 film or fantastic 4 lol personaly i think there something going on with our planet .and it aint good.all these earthquakes that have been going on for a while now and this, i dont know maybe somethings happening or will happen

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I shock first time when seen this sinkhole and never believe such incident happened on earth but after think it can be happen..

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surfaced on the Internet

How is it possible by nature? and such type of sinkhole fear to people a lot.these surface goes under the earth.I pray to god such event do not happen in my county. 

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It is looking like a fake or made in Photoshop.No one can believe in this picture because if such type of natural crisis happen in world then every one will look this seriously. ________________ fire proof safe I think on one can find solution o this if its truth.I have seen first time this picture. ______________ frp motor guards

Horrible news

When i saw first time,I do not believe in this picture.I have seen video in YouTube then realize this image and accept the truth. ___________________ fire fighting pumps Such type of things happened very rare in the world.No one can study behind this incident.I think it is natural crisis. ___________________ non contact moisture sensor