Sexbots With Benefits

Marisa Smith
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Sexbots are here.  Well, almost...Henrik Christensen of the European Robotics Research Network predicts that by 2011 we'll have the capability of satisfying our sexual desires with droids, and in the opinion of some, there's a lot of reasons to be happy about that.  According to researchers, the more orgasms you have the longer you will live: the exact statistics vary, but if you're lucky enough to have 700 a year, that equals an extra eight years of life; 350 orgasms a year equals an extra four years; but who cares about actual years, by having two to three explosions a week you'll look seven to 12 years younger!

And that's not all. Orgasms have also been associated with reduced "stress, insomnia, heart attacks, depression, addictions, aches, pains, menstrual cramps, endometriosis, type-2 diabetes, cervical and urinary track infections, and the risk of prostate cancer, plus they improve the immune system, heart rate, blood pressure, brain chemistry, skin health, pelvic floor strength, and they clean out carcigenic toxins."  If that's not enough to make you say "Oh, Wow," just imagine sex with a robot especially designed to bring you to the ultimate climax... 

Image: "Robot" by Radio Saigon on Flickr, courtesy of Creative Commons.

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Where's the "Order Here" link

Submitted by Martin D. Anderson on Thu, 12/17/2009 - 17:17.
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Well quite interesting to

Submitted by Hero_john on Wed, 02/03/2010 - 16:12.
Well quite interesting to know about the relation between no. of orgasms and life span. Though its hard to believe but it certainly relieves a bit of mental stress.

Yoga Nurse recommends multiple orgasms for health and longevity.

Submitted by Yoga Nurse on Thu, 12/17/2009 - 18:20.

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Help for a culture losing it's Humanity

Submitted by highryder on Thu, 12/17/2009 - 20:34.

Are you saying that sex with people in America is so dismal, so unfulfilling, so down right inorgasmic due the madness of a stressed out modern urban culture? that Americans now require Robot sex to achieve some sense of fulfillment, reduce stress and look younger!?. For who? The Robot? Wow, and this is only Thursday. What happened to Wall Street and customer satisfaction, don't tell me the last twenty years of sex toy technology is about to obsolete, so much for silicone. This sounds a lot like frustration that has been building up over time due to cubically contained unfulfilled corporate human hamsters screaming to break down the walls and get off the unfulfilling tread mill, both at work and home. Wonderful, Let's look at this chronic depressive dissociation with nature and human sacred sexuality in the modern era, and the side affects of such exposure to over whelming social stress and the inability to achieve orgasms--- a little deeper. Cast your glance northward. Thankfully up here north of the 49th, home of natural existing wilderness, fresh air, clean water, real trees, real sky, real animals, organic marijuana, organic orgasms, and real people we seem to achieve getting off having sex with other humans, enjoying marijuana and uninhibited access to orgasmic realization with out robots. You should come up to Vancouver on a neotantra yoga fact finding tour, smoke some primo bcbud, loosen up and try to re- humanize, and meet some people. Pop into the Amsterdam West on East Hastings. Stay a month, you will never have to go back to that dismal reality you are describing, ever.

 

 

 

On help for a culture losing its humanity

Submitted by Yoga Nurse on Thu, 12/17/2009 - 23:55.

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The point dear Hyryder is to have multiple orgasms ideally with a beloved partner.  Personally, i am not taking the bots seriously.  As an RN, i am taking the health message most seriously, seriously.  And by the way, i am from OH Canada and am casting my glance northward for the Holydays.  Very fullfilling indeed.  Thank you for your passionate post.  Namaste!

Amen to that, highryder

Submitted by Gene Ohm on Wed, 12/23/2009 - 12:15.
Also, despite the statistics, I'm not sold on the importance of daily orgasm.  It might be different for woman, but as a man the best sex that I've experienced has been when I've let the Kundalini energy build for awhile.

Damn, highryder!

Submitted by terseword on Thu, 12/17/2009 - 19:30.
I need to make a trip back up to Vancouver, huh? hehe Gourd helps those whose robots can't get them off.

Yes, but will they respect you after... ;-)

Submitted by yakrider on Thu, 12/17/2009 - 23:11.
I hear the new Droid phone gives really good ear...:-) "Reality is that which, once you stop believing in it, doesn't go away." Philip K. Dick

I've my doubts

Submitted by ugotstahwonder on Wed, 12/23/2009 - 09:42.
Personally, I find that machinery is not nearly as effective without another human being's input, if you know what I mean. Also, considering a trip to Vancouver in the near future!

Go, Sexbots, Go!!

Submitted by Valen23 on Wed, 01/06/2010 - 11:20.
I think this is a great idea. Sure, sex with a loving partner that you're attracted to and who is attracted to you is "ideal". Sure, OK. I'll just go out there today and grab a loving, beautiful partner that's actually attracted to me, too. While I'm at it, I'll also fly my golden magic carpet around and drop food on all the starving nations after I turn all the bad people into toffee and ice cream. Come on, let's be realistic, not all of us are so fortunate. I can attest to the huge benefits that sex toys have had in my life, being someone who is too much of an unattractive freak to have a partner, and 'sexbots' could push those benefits even further... unless they're badly made and you wind up getting your business caught in some gears. Eeehhh.

15 years longer? What happened to Wilt Chamberlain?

Submitted by palpate on Sat, 01/09/2010 - 15:10.
Wilt claimed to have bedded 20,000 women, and yet died at 63. And wilt was in great condition, when he croaked.. If having 700 orgasms a year will add 8 years to ones life - that means - guys hooked on porn, jerking off 8 times a day, going to live 48 years longer than average. As pointed out in the article cited, it may just be that healthier people have more orgasms. The chronically ill, the mentally ill, those with depression, those with ED (which indicates cardiovascular disease), are all going to on the low side of orgasms. Besides good general health, researches need to look at relationship status of these men. It is likely that the benefits of those in close, loving relationships account for the longevity, not the orgasm itself. In fact, all those articles that list the health benefits of orgasm may be missing the point. It's the companionship that creates those often mentioned benefits. Consider the news stories on centenarians, you know, the "How To Live To be 100 Years Old" articles. I've seen mentioned - eat in moderation, stay mentally, active, have a companion, and close friends. You know what I've never seen in those articles: Jerk off 7 times a day.

huh?

Submitted by krueckz on Thu, 01/14/2010 - 09:52.
zak i dont know about that longevity thang, many spiritual disciplines for many thousands of years have stressed the saving of the sexaual energy and mastery of it to devote to higher conscious activities. for me the whole robot thing is a silly way to market sex. many pporn stars say after a few years of working they are tired. i'm sure there are exceptions. and remember this info comes from a material perspective and not a spiritual one, be in the world and not of it.