Last Person on Earth

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Eschuk, a user on the social media site Reddit, has created a detailed survival plan in response to the question, "If you became the last person on Earth, what would you do? Realistically."  The plan is divided into 8 phases detailing what to do in case "the grid" goes down and there is no longer electricity or internet.  It contains practical advice such as how to secure your food supply (Eschuk recommends using Sysco refrigerator trucks to create a freezer farm) as well as your home compound (don't forget to paint chain link fences to prevent them from rusting).  

Eschuk reminds readers of the plan to take into account the need for sanity saving recreation.  He offers ideas about joy riding in fancy sports cars before the gas in them goes stale--a process that takes about two years.  While his plan may seem harsh and pessimistic, he treats the humanity of our last representative as the most precious commodity--urging that person not to risk suffering a prolonged death by keeping the means for suicide nearby at all times.

 

Image, "Day 432/365-It's a Small World" by xJasonRogersx on Flickr courtesy of Creative Commons Licensing.

 

 

Comments

Being an optimist

Since I am optimistic about the distant future (the near future... not so much), if I were the very last man on Earth, I'd fuck as many monkey's as I possibly could. Who knows? A few of my offspring might evolve over the next three or four million years, right?

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“Why not eat Insects?”

I don't think I'd mind too much if i had to resort to eating insects, apparently woodlice have a nice shrimp-like flavor.

i could be crazy

If i were the last person in earth? i think i will be crazy... if i become crazy im not stressfull anymore, maybe i could make a friends with alot of animals.. hahahah Resep Masakan Indonesia

easier than you think

Instead of carrying around a rifle to kill yourself - do three things:

1) drive south to tropical area - I recommend Southern California

2) grab a book on gardening and plant a garden.

3) enjoy, you'll be fine.

No people, because you (the

No people, because you (the photographer) are the last person on earth. Cheap International calls

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