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The Incorruptibles: A Requiem for Civilization

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During my eight-year stint as a Catholic schoolboy, I had occasion to read some of the books and pamphlets that littered the vestibule of the Church.  One of them, in particular, captured my childhood imagination.  It was a volume that dealt with a class of saints termed the incorruptibles, saints that were apparently so holy that their bodies did not decay after their death.  Remarkable, I know, and even more so when it was revealed that some of their corpses give off an odor of sanctity, a floral sort of jitterbug perfume, presumably, rather than the typical bile-gargling retch of bodily decay.

It was the odor of sanctity, I think, that ultimately set the siren a-wail on my bullshit detector.  This odor of sanctity sounded suspiciously similar to my cousin's invitation to "smell my butt, it smells like flowers."  I wasn't about to fall for that, and certainly neither for the allegedly ambrosial aromatics of cadaverous flatulence.  So, while this fascination with the incorruptibles would ultimately disappoint into another in the long litany of Santa Claus moments whence we realized that adults were spreading lies and misinformation amidst our socialization, the concept itself embedded in my mind, and I flashed upon it last week while reading an article on the corruption of our economic institutions. 

Corruption, yes, and incorruptible, these words share a common Latin root, corruptio, meaning, "to come apart."  In its original meaning, corruption is a biological term referring to decay, or more specifically, to putrefactive decomposition.  Corruption is what happens when your body dies, hence, the incorruptibles.  The word gained currency, however, and has since been analogized to describe everything from linguistic heresy to moral depravity to criminal profiteering.  I'd like to point out, however, that putrefactive decomposition is indeed what we are speaking about when we blithely refer to the corruption of our economic institutions, which is to say, the decay and the death -- the coming apart -- of our economic institutions.

Which is alarming.  Economic institutions are not balance sheets and complex financial instruments.  An economy is only -- and only ever -- the distribution of goods and services throughout a society.  From hunter-gatherers to the soulsick alienation of postindustrial civilization, the distribution of goods and services is as vital to the health of a society as the bloodstream is to the health of a body.  As a circulatory system toxifies -- corrupts -- it leads to increasingly regular systemic crises, like the increasing "bad days" of a terminal cancer patient.  And this is where we find ourselves.  From the oil shocks of the 1970s to the savings & loan crisis of the 1980s, from the dotcom bubble of the 1990s to the mortgage crisis of today, each successive systemic crisis has been larger, more devastating, longer lasting, and closer together.  The bad days are crowding, my friends, and like a man in the grip of a heart attack that tries to go out for a jog, our so-called leaders are in denial.

Perhaps the most obvious example of the functional necessity of the distribution of goods and services is food.  Any one of us would have a difficult time securing sufficient food for our own individual survival, and it is likely that many of us would long ago have ditched these techno-feudal arrangements had we not been socialized to be so laughably incompetent at providing for our immediate survival.  (One study alleges, for example, that the average American teenager can identify over a thousand corporate logos, and fewer than 10 local plants).  Instead, we're compelled into participating in obsolete social structures in order to access a distribution system where we can procure simple food.  But what if that distribution system is coming apart?  What if that distribution system is corrupt? 

Monsanto, for instance, once held the patent on the world's bestselling herbicide, glyphosate, known by the cowboy brand name Roundup.  Before its patent was set to expire in 2000, Monsanto, not wanting to lose its exclusive control over glyphosate, invested heavily in agricultural biotechnology.  If Monsanto were not a corrupt economic institution, we might imagine-along with the celestial chorus of its marketing department-a world wherein biotechnology reduces our civilization's dependence on agricultural chemicals such as glyphosate, improves the nutrition of the world's food, and enhances humanity's stewardship over the Garden Planet.  But actually, the primary application of agricultural biotechnology has been to develop "Roundup-Ready" crops, proprietary seeds that not only appropriated the common heritage of 10,000 years of communal seed sharing, but which engineered a resistance to glyphosate.  Farmers who buy the seeds, then, are not only contractually forbidden from saving the seeds and/or replanting them, but are also contractually obligated to use only Roundup brand glyphosate, thereby perpetuating Monsanto's control over the world's bestselling herbicide past the expiration of its patent.  A clever gambit, perhaps, but this hardly serves the economic function of distributing food; indeed, it actually undermines food security.  This is what happens when an economic system is coming apart.  This is corruption. 

And given more recent events, that's a relatively minor example.  Returning to our organismic analogy, if money is akin to the blood corpuscles that nourish our bodily systems, then our so-called leaders recognized the immanence of a catastrophic systemic crisis last year -- a flatline, to be sure -- and like hotshot interns in an ER, immediately began emergency transfusions of trillions of dollars in order to keep the system alive.  And it worked whew baby gawdamn as nurses wicked the sweat from the surgeon's desperate brow, for these canonized banks and corporations were too big to fail, we were told, incorruptible, that is, and you can smell the odor of sanctity steaming off all the dead fish in the Gulf of Mexico.

Just as the narcissist in us all pretends that death isn't actually in the cards for us, that our illusions of self and identity somehow except us from the maggots banging their flatware on our bones, so does our civilization -- our temporarily stable pattern of interaction -- imagine itself an incorruptible and eternal reich.  But just as when our sickened bodies die the worms come out of us once our living systems no longer keep the parasitic organisms we host in check, so is our civilization decomposing from within as tapeworm banks and pinworm politicians gorge themselves into some superlative of stupidity while a vomitous mass media spews wormrot across the cables and airwaves as oafish commentators chew the communicative cud of this vainglorious spectacle of corruption, like cows in a meadow.

And thereupon, deep within the gentles of that meadow, where clouds billow voluptuous everlasting, where breeze whispers and secrets sing through leaves of grass, where death blossoms and life decays as maggots frenzy across a rot of flesh, where flowers sprout from skulls where eyes once witnessed the sufferings of stars, where moonlit mushrooms crest mounds of shit while time marches men like tocks on a clock, where song strangles into scream as the bang of war echoes back to song, where memories evanesce into eternity and identities vanish into infinity, where the furl of mind fails at last to find anything other than everything as the solitude of divinity grieves across forever like the terror of joy like the audacity of youth sobbing into sorrow, thereupon deep within the compost heap of our corrupt civilization the vitality of newborn social structures at last emerges from the mycelial underground and blossoms into place like mushrooms after rain, and this civilization may be dying, but another civilization is just being born.

 

Image by Reinante El Pintor de Fuego on Flickr Courtesy of Creative Commons Licensing

 

 

Comments

oh when the saints

oh when the saints oh when the saints oh when the saints go marchin in smellin like roses and old flagellations of holy holes I don't what to be in that number when the sanctified fumes of the holy see not waft through those highly glorified halls of rot I don't want to be in that slumber of souls when the whole shift house comes tumblin down all them anointed tainted sainted agents of Rome go marchin, go tip toeing, go blowing old religion incense up yours when the walls of Vaticans and Babylon go crumblin down, I don't what to be in that last an first number

what a bummer, when the bums go marchin in that abyss of kiss my ring ignorance is finite bliss

at the hight of civilized insanity, anality goes hand in hand with inanity, "some say the world

of trouble is the only one we need" But I'm waiting for that morning, when the new one

is revealed"

Argument and opinions are irrelevant now.

When I first read this post this morning, I literally sat back and laughed over and over. As I gained composure and was able to read further, I again found myself dissolved in waves of rolling laughter. You, my friend, are one funny guy...maggots banging their flatware...Brilliant!!!

I got up and poured myself another cup of coffee and wandered through the house for awhile hiccup/giggling at the images you evoke within the sobering reality of WHAT IS.

Genetically altered food sources, genome patenting, pesticides, poisoned-slurried rivers, mountaintop removal, fracking, planetwide lubricant displacement, climate-changed mega-storms, viral cancers...etcetera, etcetera, etcetera...REJOICE!!!

You are going to get your fresh new mushrooms and you are going to get to witness it all in the front row seat. Grab your popcorn and get ready for the most horrifying, joy-ride mindfuck of all time...

I've got my bag of deliciousness ready and am leaning forward as the show begins...(Never mind the brain nuke I just received from three minutes of watching in wonder as the bag spun slowly around, wafting fragrantly as the corn popped to life bathed in pseudo-oils emulsified with natural and artificial flavors; partially hydrogenated for my butter-like, lip-smacking pleasure...)

I've got my bucket of effervescent sacchrined-syrup, trademarked by some wholesome corporate colossal with it's catchy jingle that insists I hum, "I'd like to teach the world to sing..." as I slurp it through the straw...What was that? I lean my head back and pay closer attention...Oh, yes. There it is. A little whisper of a thoughtreminder that the sugar-alcohol derivative that I am imbibing is known to cause cancer in lab rats... I happily observe the thought for a moment or two, then discard it to return to my blissful state of intermittently humming and gulping...

The lights dim, the roar of sound begins to engine forward and I supress a squeal as the trailers for the upcoming worldwide catastrophies are ticked off one by one...

I feel your heart and sincerity TonyV, I love your humor and your wicked wit and moreover, I love your vision.

Meanwhile, the real pervades us all.

humor

Appreciating these comments, and hoping that we all hold our humor intact as we face this death and rebirth. The dark is rising, fascism is unveiling, and no amount of brainiacal cogitation will swerve us from this fate. But hang on to your humor and you may just breeze through life lighthearted...

Feel fine!

Tony V

www.tonyvigorito.com

Brilliant writing

But I'm not laughing. I'm observing from a distance with growing concern. I read the writing on the wall some years back and decided to take my chances in the southern hemisphere as it seemed obvious that the industrialised north was headed for the Great Meltdown and I did not want to be present for the impending collective temper tantrum. I now reside high in the peruvian Andes where a majority of the population knows how to grow food (in contrast to the US where 3% of the population is engaged in agriculture) and if petroleum products cease tomorrow, no problem, the fields here are plowed with oxen. Monsanto and other GMO corporations have tried to make inroads with little success and seeds are still of the old-fashioned variety. Yes there are problems here, but of a different order of magnitude than the immanent Owellian nightmare dystopia I fear is engulfing the US, UK and other industrialised nations. "Pardon me boys if I sit this one out".

Great article. This is my

Great article. This is my belief as well. The Wikileaks situation has been one of the few things lately that has given me a glimpse of hope for the future. To me it has the feel of something momentous, something that will lead to a better world after this death culture collapses. Side note. Don't be so dismissive of the scent of sanctity. To quote the old gospel song, "strange things are happening every day." In the lonely hills of eastern Shasta County, CA, there lies the entombed body of an Orthodox Saint. To those who have visited there, they can attest that strange things can indeed happen on any given day . . . "Sitting on the outside, just me and my mate. I made the moon come up two hours late. Ain't that a man?" -- Muddy Waters

Beautifully written!

Articulate, evocative, thought-provoking, Tony. It's hard to imagine how a transition to a saner world can come about by any means which are not wrenching and horrific. Unlike Inin-Soi, I am not in a geographical/social place where the old self-sufficiency has endured (rural agri-biz prevails, and Monsanto does well), but neither have the old ways been entirely forgotten. Many of us who know how to grow, gather, & preserve food would love to pass the knowledge on, but our young people also are more likely to recognize logos (or be busy installing new apps) than give a thought to how food appears on their plate (let alone identify lambs' quarters as a green vegetable). It's scary "out there", and sometimes even watching the superficial spin of events which passes as "news" isn't a good idea at bedtime. I choose to stay as informed as I can manage, knowing that the out-there also affects the rural boonie where I live. Perhaps the juggernaut of collapse is just too powerful to be spoken of; what would millions of terrified citizens do if their leaders DID speak of this?

I rarely watch it but...

      last night I was intrigued by an advert for the 60 Minutes news show about people with clear memories of every single day of their life (which was as cool as advertised).

      I was also surprised to find an interview with someone in the financial industry who stated plainly that the US has about 12 more months of denial left before the financial shit hits the fan. I was surprised because this type of doom and gloom is usually reported by a fringe element and not with the authority this person seemed to have, and on prime-time national TV.

      Hmmmmm The pot is heating up, but the frog is still oblivious.